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Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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baracknobama:

why are cats always so relaxed when the government is a mess

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virginsacrificer:

its hard to be attractive when youre not

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tsunamiwavesurfing:

"bae my phone died lemme use your phone quick"

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boys:if ur slutty enough to send a nude pic then u deserve to have it shared everywhere lmao
boys:please send me nudes baby you're so beautiful i just wanna see more of you please baby i thought you loved me

puppyclub:

heathers-rivera:

there is always hope 

i live for this post

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